last BlackBerry ( reportedly)called onCanada ’s most reputable citizen , Drake , to kick upstairs the upcoming BlackBerry Passport . But despite Drizzy ’s only cares being money and the city that he ’s from , he decline . So who should BlackBerry call ?
We ’ve decided to aid , by ranking Canada ’s far-famed citizen and likely BlackBerry spokespersons in order of collection and Canadianness . All ranking are indisputable and binding :
1) Justin Bieber
Pro : Canadian
Con : perfunctory racialist who relieve oneself in public buckets but otherwise passably proficient
2) Ryan Gosling
Con : Not eff for smartphone savvy ; smolder eyes distract from Cartesian product
3) Celine Dion
sting : Might think it ’s a deal for existent blackberries
4) Rachel McAdams
Con : want to know if you asked Ryan Gosling first
5) Alex Trebek
flimflam : form of a dick sometimes
6) Rick Moranis
bunco game : No one has pick up him since Honey We Shrunk Ourselves
7) Tim Horton
confidence game : Tim Horton has been dead since 1974
8) Pam Anderson
flimflam : Too busy with PETA
9) Eugene Levy
Con : employ an iPhone
10) Jim Carrey
Con : That whole anti - vaxxer matter
11) Neil Young
confidence game : Alsonot good at make hardwarepeople need to buy .
12) Mike Myers
Con : Has fully adopted Shrek theatrical role since 2010
13) Michael Cera
bunco : aptness for growing a pornstache
14) Jason Priestly
yard bird : NASCAR
15) Tom Green
Con : Bum Bum Song
16) Joshua Jackson
Con : handiness detail on Dawson ’s Creek reunification
17) Avril Lavigne
Con : Avril Lavigne
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