It ’s been five twenty-four hours since the most powerful nation in the world was brought to its kneesby a nonage of demented extremists . Like their primate evolutionary kin , these Congressional asshats continue to punish the full country by throwing poop at us . Here ’s all the clusterfuck reporting thus far .
President wannabe Ted Cruz impersonates Darth Vader , talks Green Eggs
Day 5
There seems to be no end in sightand now blase governing proletarian are posting “ Shutdown sexual activity ” ads on Craigslist .
http://gawker.com/government-shutdown-day-5-no-end-in-sight-1441492600
Here are 11 tech and science programs vote down by the shutdown , which is also crapping all over our animal Friend .
https://gizmodo.com/11-tech-and-science-programs-being-killed-by-the-govern-1441333719
Day 4
The National Weather Service has chime in with this secret coded message for Congressand in happier news , Stephen Colbert married a couple whose wedding was destroy by the closedown .
http://gawker.com/national-weather-service-office-has-a-secret-message-fo-1441365000
Even though the prison house guards watching Dzhokhar Tsarnaev are still unpaidthis GOP Rep defends keep her salary … and more stupid people saying stupid things on TV .
http://gawker.com/prison-guards-watching-dzhokhar-tsarnaev-are-unpaid-rig-1441032866
Day 3
Michelle Bachmann claims Republicansare passing happy about the closure …
http://gawker.com/michele-bachmann-republicans-are-the-happiest-theyv-1440725008
… in case you needed more proof that Republicansare acting like nauseating weasels .
https://gizmodo.com/shameless-republican-bullies-park-ranger-for-his-own-wr-1440651225
Kids out of pre - school , yet they are still discussing “ strategy ” …
https://jezebel.com/the-government-shutdown-is-keeping-kids-out-of-preschoo-1440644295
… but at least Jon Stewart is slammingthose who put this state in the deep-freeze
http://gawker.com/jon-stewart-calls-gop-self-righteous-orwellian-zebra-q-1440502934
Day 2
The Republicans are resorting to woeful tactic , while some endeavor to help …
http://gawker.com/republican-party-drafts-elderly-veterans-in-its-losing-1440293286
… and others get shunnedand frustrated .
https://jezebel.com/kids-with-cancer-being-turned-away-from-treatment-than-1440263168
The black embarrassmentcontinues with no end in sight …
http://gawker.com/three-sentences-that-put-the-entire-shutdown-in-sickeni-1440106753
… but the showmust go on .
http://gawker.com/jon-stewart-to-gop-fuck-you-1439036877
Day 1
The administration is stock-still , as Kate Upton and Ryan Gosling explain
http://gawker.com/as-of-midnight-the-federal-government-has-shut-down-1431768798/@jesusdiaz
This is how the shutdown is affecting everyone :
From Hollywoodto car manufacturers …
http://defamer.gawker.com/how-the-shutdown-will-screw-hollywood-1432631503/@maxread
… to scienceand NASA operations …
NASA shutdown may trash next big Mars mission
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