What are you doing for koninginnedag ? Well , I have sex I ll be crack open a fat can of Grolsch and then slapping a patented Blikbeugel Bottle Converter on the top of it . Then I ll bewail the fact that if we legalise smoke in the States we d all be making laid - back Can - to - Bottle converters and that with our superior technology and know - how there s no limit to our stoned / drunk imaginations .
Koninginnedag is Queen s Day , BTW . It s on April 30th . Send her a card .
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