Here ’s something that should n’t live : the Fujitsu F-07C smartphone , which is really not smart at all , as it runs a full version of Windows 7 . Not Windows Phone 7 . Windows 7 . On a 4 - column inch screen . Can this be reversed ?

There is only no potential way in which this is a estimable or even available mathematical product . Even Windows 7 on a tablet is a mistake — and there , you have some elbow room to purloin around . But this the equivalent of a goat driving a bus , or me coaching an Olympic gymnastics team .

Fujitsu claims the footling mutant , with its Atom processor , “ features functionality identical to that of a personal computer . ” Identical . indistinguishable ! Really ? superposable ? Yes , it ’s monovular , sans creep , touchpad , an actual screen , entrepot , ports , processing ability or any of the other things that make a personal computer a PC . But perhaps Fujitsu is just sour with a more large-minded use of language , in which case the F-07C features functionality very to that of a bicycle .

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Oh wait , it does sport a QWERTY keyboard , which flips out for what Fujitsu calls “ Windows Mode , ” otherwise known as “ jab me in the blinking face ” mode . It will be a joy to apply Microsoft Office on this thing , I can tell . Have fun set up any other variety of software system on this thing , ever .

And “ Phone Mode ” looks like a Chinese bootlegger started to rip off Android , ran out of amphetamines , and just gave up a third of the way through . It looks like nothing . Is it still Windows ? What is it ? Who approved this ? Here are the full specs , if you are a masochist :

size of it : 125 × 61 × 19.8 mm ( 19.8 mm at thickest head )

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Weight : 218 M ( with electric battery pack )

Continuous Standby Time : ~600 hours in FOMA 3 G

Continuous Talk Time :

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~370 minute in FOMA 3 G voice mode

~170 minutes in videophone modality

Display : ~4″ wide SVGA touch screen ( 1024 × 600 resoluteness )

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photographic camera : ( back side ) 5.1 megapixel effective resolution , CMOS sensor

( within ) 0.32 megapixel in effect resolution , CMOS sensor ( 0.17 megapixel in Windows ® 7 manner )

Color : Navy Black

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Windows ® 7 modality

OS : window ® 7 Home Premium 32 bit Full Version ( with SP1 )

CPU : Intel ® Atom ™ Z600 processor ( supports HT engineering ) ( 1.20GHz)(4 )

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Main remembering : do received with 1GB / max 1 GB ( LPDDR400 )

SSD : ~32 GB ( eMMC )

Wireless LAN : IEEE802.11b / g / n ( communication theory speed : up to 65Mbps)(5 )

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Windows ® 7 battery life : ~2 hours(6 ) in Windows ® 7 mode

It comes out tomorrow , in case you need a last minute natal day talent for someone you despise . And now , I go douse my head in a bucket of ice water . [ FujitsuviaTNW ]

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